Alcahol: My anti drug

For a really long time, this guy was the
coolest man in America and much of Canada.
Its true!

My roommate, who we will call Cap'n Crunk, is a sound guy (read: sound technician) for many musical acts, Including George Canyon. On George Canyon's rider is, among other things, mixed nuts. Now, my mom is a sometimes promoter and has to get all the stuff on musician's riders. Basically she has to make the musicians happy without going over budget. But these mixed nuts George Canyon asks for are almost always end up being the super cheap kind. Due to some FDA rule, the can has to say how much of the mixed nuts are peanuts. The more peanuts there are, the cheaper they, and the promoter, are. George has been heard to say to a can of 80% peanuts "I sure hope we get paid."