Campaign of hate

Tatoos are becoming more socially

acceptable lately, but so is Speed dating.

A friend of mine, who we will call Kapow, recently got a new roommate. Despite her trailer-trash name (her mom was like 17 when she had her) she seemed down to earth and nice. Also, according to Kapow, she is hot. However, some things recently came to light about her. The other night, a few of her friends came over for a visit and got to talking to my friend and his other roommate. It turns out that they are Neo Nazis who have actually done 'American History X' type shit. Upon learning that Kapow is from Cape Breton, which is not known for being racially diverse, they decided to let him into their confidence. Kapow spends a lot more time at our house lately. We are all thinking of ways to cause severe smoke damage to her room without setting their house on fire.

*If anyone doesn't get the thought balloon joke, please email me