What would Corky from 'Life Goes On' do?

Yes Captain Planet, The Power is, and always has been, ours.

What with the combined efforts of the fates, the furies, the stonemasons, the sinister six, C.O.B.R.A, God, my roommates, Lex Luthor of Earth 2 and the National Student Loans people, my Juno Weekend plans faded before my eyes. With all this free time I decided to psychoanalyze my roommates girlfriends, clean my room, realize how much useless stuff I have, rekindle my love of useless stuff, start a blog, master the art of blogging, and read something for more than 15 minutes. I also realized I didn't get April Fooled at all! Life sure is grand!